So I pissed off my wife tonight.

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08/02/2014 at 00:35 • Filed to: CalzoneGolem bait, rat rod

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She sent me to the store after I finished the fuel pump swap on Aces. Well, I forgot about a weekly car show at the local WalMart. Then I saw this beast:

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I was gone two hours.

I did get some new HotWheels though, so I got that going for me.


DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
08/02/2014 at 00:37

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Can never go wrong with hot wheels.


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
08/02/2014 at 00:39

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I love the old green on white Washington plate, but I would have to ask why after all of that creativity put a SBC in it? Seems a little conventional for such a unique truck.


Kinja'd!!! Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
08/02/2014 at 00:45

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I assume that's a keg on the back and this MOFO is powered by Natty Light.


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
08/02/2014 at 00:57

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Mid 70's Block in GM corporate blue.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
08/02/2014 at 00:57

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I've come to appreciate one saying when it comes to women and relationships.

"I'm always in the sh1t, it's just the depth that varies".

After you realise that, it's all good.


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
08/02/2014 at 00:58

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These Cope tins make for a cool 'scaled' effect.


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
08/02/2014 at 00:59

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Simple and unique way of dealing with clearance issues.


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > lone_liberal
08/02/2014 at 01:01

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Chevy engines are also cheaper and more reliable.


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
08/02/2014 at 01:04

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Really cool setup back here. Keg tanks are always awesome.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
08/02/2014 at 02:38

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WEEKLY CAR SHOW AT WALMART? Where do you live? Heaven?


Kinja'd!!! Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
08/02/2014 at 09:14

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Actually, a suburb of Seattle. I got there late and a lot of the cars were gone. It usually fills the spare lot on the side of the building.


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > ly2v8-Brian
08/02/2014 at 10:45

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True enough, and I have absolutely nothing against the SBC, it's just that I'd expect a more unusual engine in such an unusual car.


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > lone_liberal
08/02/2014 at 12:14

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It is unusual in that it is painted blue. They didn't paint Chevy v8s blue for a long time. Couple years in the 70s I believe and that's it.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
08/02/2014 at 13:12

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Which WalMart is this? The one in Lynnwood has nothing.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
08/02/2014 at 13:43

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That's awesome. I'd go there and just fill up a parking spot with my hot wheels collection, becuse my actual car isn't all that interesting.


Kinja'd!!! Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > Spaceball-Two
08/02/2014 at 18:18

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Covington